Thursday, February 25, 2016

the things she says

as of late, mae has said some very interesting things.  so, i decided to dedicate a post to the funny/weird/ridiculous/maddening things that come out of my child's mouth.

recently izzy has been making a tucka-tucka-tuck noise.  sometimes mae and i do it with her.  one day mae decided she was going to replace the t with an f.  i tried not to laugh, because let's face it.  when kids say swear words it's hilarious.  i told her those weren't very nice words, so we shouldn't say them. she kept going.  and then decided to drop to tucka-tucka, and just go with the stright F word.  so, i explained that that was a yucky word, and when things are yucky we have to wash them.  so if she kept saying that word i would have to wash her mouth out with soap.  well, she just looked at me and said it.  so we went to wash her mouth out.  i had barely put a drop on her tongue, she swallowed it and gagged and barfed everywhere.  i mean projectile vomit EVERYWHERE.  and of course, before i could process what the heck had happened, and clean, izzy came crawling over, and crawled right in it.  luckily, mae hasn't said that word again.

the other day, we were all playing on the floor and mae came running up to cody and i and said "i am a black man!" and ran away.  um, what?  seriously, no idea where that came from.

mae and i were cleaning the other day and she sat down and said "mom i am egyausted"

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